I start the day with some lovely coffee courtesy of
our host. The troops are slow to get roused this morning but have slept well.
We catch the Tram at Andel and get off near the Charles Bridge (Karlov Most)
and walk across amidst the throngs. We really must do this crossing again at a
quieter time of day (or night).
First cultural stop is the Museum of Torture
and if anything proves that modern law enforcement is gone a bit ‘soft’ this is
it. We learn some interesting facts, such as, execution by garrotting stayed on
Spanish Statute Books in Spain until 1975! I read this on the wall in the
museum and haven’t bothered cross-checking that.
The torture tools have very romantic names – the ‘Virgin of Nurnberg’ was basically a sarcophagus with inward facing spikes, all mercifully positioned to avoid the victim’s vital organs – while simultaneously turning them into a human sieve. One recorded internee was inside this thing for three whole days. Another grape-like tool on display is called ‘The Spanish Tickler’, apparently it was useful in peeling skin off people who were unwilling to admit to doing stuff they probably never actually did. There was also the famous limb-pulling Rack and a medieval version of a water board. Most appear to have been reserved for witches and heretics. After this gruesome display we decided the only course was to repair, as quickly as possible, to the nearest Starbucks and once there we appreciated our iced macchiatos with new-found relish.
We wandered around the old quarter through its narrow
streets housing mostly kitschy souvenir shops and over-priced cafes. The Old
square is dominated by the Town Hall and it is a beautiful space if only it was
devoid of the plague of tourists inhabiting every square inch of it. The Town
Hall dates from 1338 making it one of the oldest still in use in the world. The
building has had many changes and expansions in the meantime and been lovingly
restored since its last significant damage in the Second World War.
One of the most common past times of the burghers of Prague
in medieval times was chucking people out windows. These events are better known
as the infamous ‘De-fenestrations of Prague’. Plural because there were
several. The first one occurred in 1419 when a group of reformists (later known
now as the Hussites) marched through the city towards the Town Hall. As
they were doing so some clown threw a stone from one of the upper windows of
the hall and struck the leader. Apoplectic
with rage (one of my favourite words that) the mob / rabble / angry crowd
stormed into the Hall. Harsh words were exchanged, and it appears things got even
more rowdy to the extent that somebody decided the only way of settling things was
to eject the Burgomaster and several members of the City Council by the nearest
exit. It should be pointed out that there not happening to be any elevators
invented yet, the nearest exit was in fact the windows of the main hall. The unfortunate
council members soon found themselves briefly airborne before coming to a shuddering
halt on the hard-cobbled street below. These violent actions started a long and
bitter conflict in Bohemia known as the ‘Hussite Wars’.
The next famous defenestration in Prague took place
almost two hundred years later at the Bohemian Chancellory. This time two
catholic lord regents and their secretary were thrown out a window by some irate
protestant nobles. The falling men survived the 70-foot fall. To their Catholic
supporters oy was a miraculous example of divine intervention. To the
Protestant chucker outs the intervention was believed to be a fortunately placed
dung heap. The event served to highlight the political & religious pressures
in central Europe at the time which would lead to the Thirty Years War, so
called because it lasted 30 years.
Back to the present – Huge crowds are gathered under
the famous astronomical clock awaiting the famous figurines to come out of hiding
on the hour. We walked a bit further into the newer areas around Wenceslas
Square before deciding that this was enough for today’s first cultural walkabout
and we got the underground from Mustek back to Andel. The metro system is impressive,
and transfers are easy to master. Tickets are relatively cheap at less than one
euro for an adult and half that for children for one 30-minute trip.
Cultural Tip – If you do happen to have a disagreement with a
Czech citizen please make sure to do so at ground level (highly unlikely I should
add – they are lovely people, really).
Afternoon session of great cultural learnings expedition
Klementinum is not some newly discovered mineral on
the periodic table. It is in fact a sprawling complex of buildings covering 2
hectares right in the centre of Prague. The place started as a Jesuit College before
becoming merged with the Charles University in 1654. The place is famous for
numerous reasons but the most interesting for me are the Observatory and the
Baroque Library. On a tour you are limited to a small group which is great and useful
as there are some very tight stairs to be manouvered later.
When it advertises a tour of the Library it is not exactly accurate. The Library is a UNESCO site and although still technically in use its not the type of library where you can borrow some books on Yoga & Mindfulness for a month. Many of the books here are first editions and hundreds of years old. The Vyšehrad Codex is also here – it is a Latin Coronation Gospel Book, considered the most important and most valuable manuscript kept in Bohemia. It was probably made to honour the coronation of the Czech King Vratislav II in 1085.
Now the Tour of the library is really only a glimpse into it. A door is opened and four or five of the Group are allowed into a cordoned off area for circa two minutes to savour one of the most beautiful rooms in the world. For Kultur Vultures this is the equivalent of Hamleys Toy Store on Regents Street for kids. The ceiling has amazing frescoes created by Jan Hiebl with the temple of knowledge at its centre symbolizing the raison d’etre of the library. The floor contains numerous globes and astronomical clocks including one map of the heavens. Two minutes is not enough to savour the grandeur and style of this place but hey on with the tour.
Next we all squeeze up (well I squeezed others just ascended gracefully) up into the Observatory Tower – the second part of the Tour. The Astronomical Tower has been here since 1722 and is adorned with a statue of Atlas holding the celestial orb. From the 1750’s the Tower began to be equipped with astronomical instruments. The penultimate floor has a meridian line passing through it which was used for determining the Prague High Noon – which was then announced to fellow Praguers by the waving of a red flag – cue lots of gentlemen removing pocket watches from waist coat pockets and nodding approvingly.
From the top floor balcony the panoramic views of the City are stunning. For €15 I would recommend this Tour for a brief glimpse of the amazing library and the awe inspiring city views from the top of the Tower.
It was too early to head back so I managed another quick visit to the mind curing Wallenstein Gardens. Got a few snaps of the Peacock as well.
We ended up eating noodles in Smichov washed down by thirst destroying homemade lemonade. Quick change and refresh at the Apartment before a final evening stroll. Regretting didn’t get some concert tickets – lots of choice earlier. So much to do, so little time … so Prague